1 00:00:14,234 --> 00:00:16,154 Oh, fuck off. 2 00:00:18,794 --> 00:00:23,154 Oh, fuckin' gross. 3 00:00:23,234 --> 00:00:26,514 Oh, my God. 4 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:29,674 [Colin on video] Oh, and then John came to me and he said, 5 00:00:29,754 --> 00:00:31,674 "You know, we should call ourselves the Four Dickheads." 6 00:00:31,754 --> 00:00:33,954 And I said, "No, let's call ourselves the Beatles." 7 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,514 -[Chelsea laughs] And that's what we did. 8 00:00:35,594 --> 00:00:37,154 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 9 00:00:37,234 --> 00:00:38,154 [Laughs] Your voice... 10 00:00:38,234 --> 00:00:39,554 - What the hell? - [Phone chimes] 11 00:00:39,634 --> 00:00:40,794 Ooh! 12 00:00:41,994 --> 00:00:42,954 Argh! 13 00:00:43,034 --> 00:00:44,794 Fuckin' nightmare. 14 00:00:47,474 --> 00:00:48,394 [Cup clatters on floor] 15 00:00:48,474 --> 00:00:51,114 [Phone rings] 16 00:00:55,074 --> 00:00:56,314 Hi... Hello. Hi. 17 00:00:56,394 --> 00:00:58,834 - Hey, Ashy. How are you? - Good, good. 18 00:00:58,914 --> 00:01:00,714 How was the rest of your birthday? 19 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,634 It was really nice. Yeah, it was really good. Thanks. 20 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,514 Um, in fact, that's why I was calling. 21 00:01:04,594 --> 00:01:07,754 I just wanted to, uh, address the whole cool room situation. 22 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:09,914 Mmm. Yeah. Mm-hm. 23 00:01:09,994 --> 00:01:12,074 Just 'cause I'm in a relationship, you know. 24 00:01:12,154 --> 00:01:14,074 Uh, yeah, man. So am I. 25 00:01:14,154 --> 00:01:15,314 Of course. Um... 26 00:01:15,394 --> 00:01:17,834 So, yeah, I just wanted to clear the air, really, 27 00:01:17,914 --> 00:01:18,674 and, um, 28 00:01:18,754 --> 00:01:20,194 you know, Chelsea's moving in. 29 00:01:20,274 --> 00:01:22,594 It's getting a bit serious, so I can't really be kissing exes. 30 00:01:22,674 --> 00:01:23,754 Yeah. Uh... 31 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:25,994 - Nor can I, man. - Of course. 32 00:01:26,074 --> 00:01:28,194 Uh, did you tell David about it? 33 00:01:28,274 --> 00:01:30,234 I... did not. 34 00:01:30,314 --> 00:01:31,234 [Cup clatters on floor] 35 00:01:31,314 --> 00:01:32,634 Did you tell Chelsea? 36 00:01:32,714 --> 00:01:34,194 I don't think she needs to know. 37 00:01:34,274 --> 00:01:36,034 - I agree. - Okay, so, good. 38 00:01:36,114 --> 00:01:37,434 So, you know, I just feel like 39 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:40,074 we've got a bit of a monster under the bed, you know, 40 00:01:40,154 --> 00:01:42,554 and, um, I think we just need to, 41 00:01:42,634 --> 00:01:45,194 you know, drag it out and really shine a light on it 42 00:01:45,274 --> 00:01:48,154 and just, you know, rip it apart so it dies. 43 00:01:48,234 --> 00:01:50,034 - Fun. - Yeah. 44 00:01:50,114 --> 00:01:53,194 So, do... do you have any space for maybe dinner tonight? 45 00:01:53,274 --> 00:01:54,514 We could... - Oh. - [Door opens] 46 00:01:55,274 --> 00:01:56,594 Um... 47 00:01:57,394 --> 00:01:59,394 Ah! Mr. Walters, sorry, sorry, sorry. I just... 48 00:01:59,474 --> 00:02:00,674 - Can you just wait outside? - Oh? 49 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:01,794 - Can you wait outside? - [Door closes] 50 00:02:01,874 --> 00:02:03,434 Never mind. Never mind. Um, sorry. 51 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:04,954 Wait one second. [Laughs awkwardly] 52 00:02:05,034 --> 00:02:08,194 Um, so would Chelsea know that dinner is with me? 53 00:02:08,274 --> 00:02:09,194 What? 54 00:02:09,274 --> 00:02:10,514 Just... just sit down. 55 00:02:10,594 --> 00:02:12,034 [Gordon] Uh, look, honestly, 56 00:02:12,114 --> 00:02:13,314 Chelsea's in Melbourne for work, 57 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:14,634 so I probably won't tell her, 58 00:02:14,714 --> 00:02:16,834 but if she was here, I would tell her, no problem. 59 00:02:16,914 --> 00:02:18,834 - [Chelsea] Surprise! - Fuckin' hell! Hey! 60 00:02:18,914 --> 00:02:20,794 - [Chelsea laughs] - That's her, isn't it? 61 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:24,634 Oh, um, okay, sorry, yeah, so we're on for dinner, Jared, 62 00:02:24,714 --> 00:02:26,754 but it is work, mate, it's work, okay? 63 00:02:26,834 --> 00:02:29,434 No, fuck you, man. I'm not doing that. 64 00:02:29,514 --> 00:02:32,354 No, mate, we are on and, uh, I'll send you the deets later. 65 00:02:32,434 --> 00:02:33,674 Ciao, brah. 66 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,194 Mm-hm. 67 00:02:35,274 --> 00:02:36,394 So sorry. 68 00:02:36,474 --> 00:02:38,794 Uh, beg your pardon, Mr. Walters. 69 00:02:39,674 --> 00:02:41,954 Yeah. Uh, how are you today? 70 00:02:42,034 --> 00:02:43,474 What do you think of this? 71 00:02:45,314 --> 00:02:46,554 [Sighs exasperatedly] 72 00:02:49,274 --> 00:02:50,914 Why are you doing that? 73 00:02:50,994 --> 00:02:52,954 [Theme music] 74 00:03:11,834 --> 00:03:14,754 Just a bit of an upgrade from your fiddly fig. 75 00:03:14,834 --> 00:03:17,274 - That's very 2016. - [Gordon] Is it? 76 00:03:17,354 --> 00:03:19,194 Hello, boy! 77 00:03:19,274 --> 00:03:20,554 [Chelsea kisses] Mmm! 78 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,674 I-I thought you were gonna be in Melbourne till Friday. 79 00:03:22,754 --> 00:03:23,914 - Because I... - Yeah, I was. 80 00:03:23,994 --> 00:03:25,114 But, um, one of the partners 81 00:03:25,194 --> 00:03:26,114 broke their spine, 82 00:03:26,194 --> 00:03:27,194 so they pushed all the meetings. 83 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:30,154 - 0h, my God, I'm sorry. - Oh, no, it's fine. 84 00:03:30,234 --> 00:03:31,194 Surprise! 85 00:03:31,274 --> 00:03:33,194 - Surprise! [Laughs] - [Chelsea laughs] 86 00:03:33,274 --> 00:03:34,554 - Mwah! - Hey, yeah, yeah. 87 00:03:34,634 --> 00:03:36,994 Now, I know you haven't done the flea bomb yet. 88 00:03:37,074 --> 00:03:38,474 - So I'm not like moving moving. - Right. 89 00:03:38,554 --> 00:03:40,274 But I just thought I'd bring some stuff over, 90 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:41,274 get a jump on it. 91 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:42,874 Well, but, yeah, the movers are coming 92 00:03:42,954 --> 00:03:44,034 Saturday week, though, no? 93 00:03:44,114 --> 00:03:45,274 - No. This Saturday. - Hmm. 94 00:03:45,354 --> 00:03:46,874 It's in our shared calendar. 95 00:03:46,954 --> 00:03:47,834 Oh, I don't check that. 96 00:03:47,914 --> 00:03:50,074 I... I write everything down. I like analogue. 97 00:03:50,154 --> 00:03:52,194 Would you prefer to move to a different system? 98 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:53,874 Uh... no. 99 00:03:53,954 --> 00:03:55,914 - I mean, do we need a system? - Yeah, we do. 100 00:03:55,994 --> 00:03:57,714 If we are living together, then, yeah, we do. 101 00:03:57,794 --> 00:03:59,034 - Right. - Like, your dinner tonight. 102 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,034 I like to know that stuff. 103 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:01,754 Yeah, but you were meant to be in Melbourne, 104 00:04:01,834 --> 00:04:03,194 so I'm not sure of the rules then. 105 00:04:03,274 --> 00:04:04,194 - How does that work? - What? 106 00:04:04,274 --> 00:04:06,194 You're being odd and a bit cold. 107 00:04:06,274 --> 00:04:07,194 No, I'm not. I just... 108 00:04:07,274 --> 00:04:08,794 I don't like another thing in my phone 109 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,194 that I have to, you know, check, and then, plus, 110 00:04:11,274 --> 00:04:13,674 I thought I had a bit more time before "the big move". 111 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:16,074 Why are you doing quote fingers? You've had 46 years, Gordon. 112 00:04:16,154 --> 00:04:17,394 - Just figure it out. - Yeah. 113 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:18,834 Also, cancel your dinner tonight. 114 00:04:18,914 --> 00:04:21,114 They're dropping their buffs on Survivor. 115 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,954 I don't... We don't need another toaster. I have a toaster. 116 00:04:25,034 --> 00:04:25,954 I am celiac. 117 00:04:26,034 --> 00:04:28,954 Gordon, I don't want our crumbs touching. 118 00:04:29,034 --> 00:04:31,034 [Whines quizzically] 119 00:04:32,594 --> 00:04:33,434 Right. 120 00:04:33,514 --> 00:04:35,594 - Is this an indoor plant? - Yeah. 121 00:04:35,674 --> 00:04:38,754 It feels very present, doesn't it? 122 00:04:38,834 --> 00:04:40,114 Yeah. 123 00:04:42,114 --> 00:04:43,954 - Uh, Friday, dry. - Mm. 124 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,874 - Plus blood. - Mmm. 125 00:04:45,954 --> 00:04:47,314 Saturday, loose. 126 00:04:47,394 --> 00:04:48,914 Sunday, loose. 127 00:04:48,994 --> 00:04:49,994 Uh, blood is back. 128 00:04:50,074 --> 00:04:51,994 Oh. Okay. 129 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,514 Uh, Monday, absolutely nothing. 130 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:55,794 Rough. 131 00:04:55,874 --> 00:04:56,874 [Phone buzzes] 132 00:04:56,954 --> 00:05:00,194 Tuesday, that's when it starts to get interesting. 133 00:05:00,274 --> 00:05:02,194 Much more structure. 134 00:05:03,194 --> 00:05:06,834 Wednesday, "Wonderful" is what I've written here. 135 00:05:06,914 --> 00:05:07,914 [Ashley exhales] 136 00:05:08,714 --> 00:05:12,114 Thursday, absolutely buggered. 137 00:05:12,194 --> 00:05:13,794 I didn't make it. 138 00:05:13,874 --> 00:05:15,154 Did you get all of that? 139 00:05:15,234 --> 00:05:17,674 I did. Yeah. 140 00:05:17,754 --> 00:05:18,594 [Phone buzzes] 141 00:05:18,674 --> 00:05:20,194 Well, sometimes, you know, 142 00:05:20,274 --> 00:05:22,194 uh, it can come and go a bit. 143 00:05:22,274 --> 00:05:23,194 [Mr. Walters] Mm. 144 00:05:23,274 --> 00:05:24,554 [Ashley exhales] 145 00:05:25,554 --> 00:05:26,994 Sorry. 146 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,194 If you are seeing this video, 147 00:05:30,274 --> 00:05:32,194 I have been murdered. 148 00:05:32,274 --> 00:05:33,874 Don't weep for me. 149 00:05:33,954 --> 00:05:34,914 Organize... 150 00:05:34,994 --> 00:05:36,274 I'm so sorry, Mr. Walters. 151 00:05:36,354 --> 00:05:38,714 I have a family emergency, so I-I've got to go. 152 00:05:38,794 --> 00:05:40,594 Well, it's all right. I can wait. 153 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,954 No, no, no. No. Uh, you have to go. 154 00:05:43,034 --> 00:05:44,194 [Laughs awkwardly] 155 00:05:44,274 --> 00:05:46,234 Go! Yes. Take your shit. 156 00:05:46,314 --> 00:05:47,994 Get up. Go, mate. 157 00:05:48,074 --> 00:05:50,274 [Quirky music] 158 00:05:52,154 --> 00:05:54,074 Pam, I'm fine. 159 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:55,954 Yes. False alarm. 160 00:05:56,034 --> 00:05:57,594 See you at yoga. 161 00:05:57,674 --> 00:05:59,034 Ohh. 162 00:05:59,114 --> 00:06:00,474 Oh, they've locked me out now 163 00:06:00,554 --> 00:06:03,074 for violating community guidelines. 164 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,114 What rot! 165 00:06:04,194 --> 00:06:05,674 I-I still don't understand 166 00:06:05,754 --> 00:06:07,194 what you were trying to do. 167 00:06:07,274 --> 00:06:09,434 - [Phone rings] - Oh! Mario? Yep. 168 00:06:09,514 --> 00:06:11,994 We uploaded it by accident. 169 00:06:12,074 --> 00:06:13,714 Yep. Bye. 170 00:06:13,794 --> 00:06:15,194 Can you put your phone on silent? 171 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:17,954 - Donna hasn't called. - Mm-hm. 172 00:06:18,034 --> 00:06:19,554 [Lynelle] Oh, darling! 173 00:06:19,634 --> 00:06:21,434 It was all for my followers. 174 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:24,114 Lee and I thought we'd give them a call to action 175 00:06:24,194 --> 00:06:25,394 in the event of my passing. 176 00:06:25,474 --> 00:06:27,594 You know, just to keep the movement alive. 177 00:06:27,674 --> 00:06:30,594 There have been... some recent death threats 178 00:06:30,674 --> 00:06:33,354 that have... come through all of my groups. 179 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:35,834 Sorry, why are you getting death threats? 180 00:06:35,914 --> 00:06:38,754 Oh, well, I'm a very prominent figure 181 00:06:38,834 --> 00:06:40,394 in the men's rights movement, darling, 182 00:06:40,474 --> 00:06:42,634 and death threats just come with the territory. 183 00:06:42,714 --> 00:06:44,194 Who's... who's threatening you? 184 00:06:44,274 --> 00:06:46,834 Well, there's WAM, and there's WAWAWAM. 185 00:06:46,914 --> 00:06:48,154 What are you saying? 186 00:06:48,234 --> 00:06:52,474 WAM, Women Against Men, classic femmos, don't like me, obvi. 187 00:06:52,554 --> 00:06:57,114 And now there's Women Against Women Against Women Against Men, 188 00:06:57,194 --> 00:06:58,194 WA... WA... WAM. 189 00:06:58,274 --> 00:07:00,194 These are not our groups. 190 00:07:00,274 --> 00:07:02,194 I think they like it WAWAWAM. 191 00:07:02,274 --> 00:07:04,194 Okay, I'm not really sure how they like it. 192 00:07:04,274 --> 00:07:06,034 They're very big girls, though. 193 00:07:06,114 --> 00:07:08,714 Ohh, but there's just so many movements now. 194 00:07:08,794 --> 00:07:12,994 I mean, we've got KAWAM, Kids Against Women Against Men. 195 00:07:13,074 --> 00:07:14,394 That's for our junior members. 196 00:07:14,474 --> 00:07:16,274 [Lynelle] But then it just gets silly. 197 00:07:16,354 --> 00:07:19,194 There's PAPAP, People Against People Against People, 198 00:07:19,274 --> 00:07:20,474 which doesn't even make sense. 199 00:07:20,554 --> 00:07:23,194 - No, that's poofters. - You can't say poofters, Lee. 200 00:07:23,274 --> 00:07:25,074 Poofters Against People Against People? 201 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:26,634 No. Poofters Against People Against Poofters. 202 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:28,474 - [Lynelle] Oh, that's okay. - Or is it pedos? 203 00:07:28,554 --> 00:07:29,594 Lee, what the fuck, man? 204 00:07:29,674 --> 00:07:30,754 [Lynelle] Everyone's against pedos. 205 00:07:30,834 --> 00:07:33,634 We're against pedos. Oh, God, I just... 206 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:35,834 I need a cup of tea with a white wine chaser. 207 00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:37,434 [Lee] There's just so much outrage, 208 00:07:37,514 --> 00:07:39,754 and your mother is at the very epicenter of it all. 209 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,514 [Ashley] Sorry, did someone actually say 210 00:07:42,594 --> 00:07:44,674 that they were going to murder you? 211 00:07:44,754 --> 00:07:46,154 Yes. 212 00:07:46,234 --> 00:07:48,114 Look, here, I'll show you. 213 00:07:49,114 --> 00:07:50,154 Too close. 214 00:07:50,234 --> 00:07:51,554 Look, look, here. "You're a fuckwit." 215 00:07:51,634 --> 00:07:53,194 Well, that's lovely, isn't it? 216 00:07:53,274 --> 00:07:54,434 "Go fuck a horse." 217 00:07:54,514 --> 00:07:56,194 Oh! That's a bit off topic. 218 00:07:56,274 --> 00:07:57,954 Here. "You should kill yourself." 219 00:08:00,274 --> 00:08:02,754 That's not exactly a death threat, though, is it, Mum? 220 00:08:02,834 --> 00:08:06,874 "You should kill yourself" absolutely is. 221 00:08:06,954 --> 00:08:09,394 You should kill yourself. They're not gonna to do it. 222 00:08:09,474 --> 00:08:12,834 Jesus Christ, you guys, I canceled patients for this! 223 00:08:12,914 --> 00:08:15,394 [Lee] Oh. Daughters Against Mothers Against... 224 00:08:15,474 --> 00:08:17,394 - Shut up. Can you shut up? - Well, can I? 225 00:08:17,474 --> 00:08:19,234 Yes. Will I? No. 226 00:08:19,314 --> 00:08:20,434 Man of the house. 227 00:08:20,514 --> 00:08:22,034 [Lynelle] Risotto tonight? 228 00:08:22,114 --> 00:08:24,074 I've got some lovely pecorino from the markets. 229 00:08:24,154 --> 00:08:25,914 Um... No, thanks, Mum. 230 00:08:25,994 --> 00:08:27,314 Why? What are you doing? 231 00:08:27,394 --> 00:08:30,074 I might be going to hash things out with Gordon. 232 00:08:30,154 --> 00:08:31,194 [Lee] Oh-ho-ho-ho! 233 00:08:31,274 --> 00:08:32,194 I don't know. Maybe. 234 00:08:32,274 --> 00:08:33,674 [Lynelle] Oh, does David know? 235 00:08:33,754 --> 00:08:34,514 No, he doesn't. 236 00:08:34,594 --> 00:08:36,194 Please don't tell him. 237 00:08:36,274 --> 00:08:38,074 God, you're a loose one. 238 00:08:39,234 --> 00:08:41,194 - Still nothing from Donna. - [Lee] No. 239 00:08:41,274 --> 00:08:43,194 Oh! She's actually liked it. 240 00:08:43,274 --> 00:08:44,954 - You're joking? - [Lee] No. 241 00:08:46,194 --> 00:08:47,474 [Lynelle] Oh, my gosh. 242 00:08:47,554 --> 00:08:48,634 Bye. 243 00:08:48,714 --> 00:08:49,874 - [Lynelle] Oh. - Love you. 244 00:08:49,954 --> 00:08:51,514 - [Lynelle] She did like it. - Love you too. 245 00:08:51,594 --> 00:08:53,234 - [Lee] Strange. - Donna Against Lynelle. 246 00:08:53,314 --> 00:08:55,874 [Quirky music] 247 00:09:01,234 --> 00:09:02,274 [Door opens] 248 00:09:03,234 --> 00:09:05,154 -[App pings] -[Door closes] [Chelsea] I'm back! 249 00:09:05,234 --> 00:09:06,194 [Gordon] Hey! 250 00:09:06,274 --> 00:09:07,314 Hey! 251 00:09:07,394 --> 00:09:08,554 [Gordon] What... 252 00:09:08,634 --> 00:09:10,994 What, uh... What is this? What's this? 253 00:09:11,074 --> 00:09:12,154 Well... [Grunts] 254 00:09:12,234 --> 00:09:13,354 [Exhales] 255 00:09:14,274 --> 00:09:16,194 You said you wanted to go analogue. 256 00:09:16,274 --> 00:09:17,754 Does not get much simpler than this. 257 00:09:17,834 --> 00:09:19,354 This isn't really what I had in mind. 258 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,954 Did you want to go back to the calendar app on the phone? 259 00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:24,354 - No, not really. - Oh, okay. So we'll do this. 260 00:09:24,434 --> 00:09:26,874 Yeah, but, Chels, what if I forget to write it down? 261 00:09:26,954 --> 00:09:29,674 Like, what if I go for a run and I don't write that down? 262 00:09:29,754 --> 00:09:31,794 Runs don't matter. Plus, you don't run. 263 00:09:31,874 --> 00:09:33,834 - Yeah, but I could run. - No, you couldn't. 264 00:09:33,914 --> 00:09:34,634 - Okay. - What? 265 00:09:34,714 --> 00:09:36,234 So let me just walk you through it. 266 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:37,594 I think our individual activities 267 00:09:37,674 --> 00:09:39,314 should be in a primary color. 268 00:09:39,394 --> 00:09:41,554 So you pick red or blue. 269 00:09:41,634 --> 00:09:43,194 I'll take whatever's left. 270 00:09:43,274 --> 00:09:44,474 And then for our joint activities, 271 00:09:44,554 --> 00:09:45,594 we'll put them in purple 272 00:09:45,674 --> 00:09:47,194 because red and blue make purple. 273 00:09:47,274 --> 00:09:48,354 This feels a bit much. 274 00:09:48,434 --> 00:09:49,594 It's actually not. 275 00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:51,194 You just pick red or blue. 276 00:09:51,274 --> 00:09:53,834 Yeah, but do you understand? Like, red is such a big vibe. 277 00:09:53,914 --> 00:09:56,154 Like, if I pick red, then I'm red. 278 00:09:56,234 --> 00:09:57,714 I'm the red guy. You know? 279 00:09:57,794 --> 00:10:00,554 And blue's entirely different. Like, if I... 280 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,794 But I can't pick it now because I'm the red guy. 281 00:10:02,874 --> 00:10:05,714 Why was orange discarded so quickly? 282 00:10:06,714 --> 00:10:08,434 - Why are you being so avoidant? - I'm not being... 283 00:10:08,514 --> 00:10:09,634 Why are you being so controlling? 284 00:10:09,714 --> 00:10:11,194 I'm not being controlling. 285 00:10:11,274 --> 00:10:12,594 I just want you to pick a color 286 00:10:12,674 --> 00:10:13,834 so that we can communicate 287 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,794 our individual activities and have an easy life. 288 00:10:17,754 --> 00:10:19,394 I don't understand your issue. 289 00:10:19,474 --> 00:10:20,594 I'm sorry, I just don't understand 290 00:10:20,674 --> 00:10:22,394 why you want me to, like, pick a color. 291 00:10:22,474 --> 00:10:23,954 Like, it's a... It's a bit full-on. 292 00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:25,434 You haven't even seen full-on, Gordon. 293 00:10:25,514 --> 00:10:28,554 I've done a lot of therapy to stop you from seeing full-on. 294 00:10:28,634 --> 00:10:30,274 Sorry, I just didn't know you were moving in today. 295 00:10:30,354 --> 00:10:31,594 I am not. 296 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:34,194 - I just brought my monstera. - What the fuck is that? 297 00:10:34,274 --> 00:10:35,394 - Oh. The plant. - My plant, Gordon. 298 00:10:35,474 --> 00:10:36,394 - Yeah. - Yeah. 299 00:10:36,474 --> 00:10:37,794 But, look, I haven't flea-bombed yet, 300 00:10:37,874 --> 00:10:39,994 so it's, like, you can't move in till I do that. 301 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:43,194 Yeah, and I can't sleep on your mattress because of my back. 302 00:10:43,274 --> 00:10:44,474 - You know that. - Right, okay. 303 00:10:44,554 --> 00:10:46,514 So you're not moving in today? So I can go out tonight? 304 00:10:46,594 --> 00:10:48,194 Where are you going? 305 00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:49,514 - It's... it's a work thing. - [Gasps] 306 00:10:49,594 --> 00:10:51,194 Oh, come on, I'm great at work things. 307 00:10:51,274 --> 00:10:53,914 It's... it's a dinner with Jared. We're trying to close a deal. 308 00:10:53,994 --> 00:10:56,074 Oh, come... Come on, I am the closer. 309 00:10:56,154 --> 00:10:57,154 Plus, Jared loves me. 310 00:10:57,234 --> 00:10:58,474 I know, but it's a set menu. 311 00:10:58,554 --> 00:11:00,834 It's one of those restaurants and there's no substitutions. 312 00:11:00,914 --> 00:11:02,194 I already checked. 313 00:11:02,274 --> 00:11:03,914 And you're a celiac, 314 00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:06,154 so, you know, you'd have to eat wheat, probably. 315 00:11:06,234 --> 00:11:07,194 Definitely. 316 00:11:07,274 --> 00:11:08,314 Sorry. 317 00:11:08,394 --> 00:11:10,194 [Sighs] That's okay. 318 00:11:10,274 --> 00:11:11,194 Um... 319 00:11:11,274 --> 00:11:12,994 Whatever. Just pick a color. 320 00:11:13,074 --> 00:11:14,194 - Blue. Hang on, red. - Just... 321 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,114 - Red. - Great. 322 00:11:16,194 --> 00:11:17,874 I will be blue. 323 00:11:17,954 --> 00:11:19,954 Together, we are... 324 00:11:20,994 --> 00:11:22,274 Purple. 325 00:11:26,794 --> 00:11:28,434 Is there something you wanna tell me? 326 00:11:28,514 --> 00:11:30,954 No. What do you... No. 327 00:11:31,034 --> 00:11:32,594 - Oh. - What? 328 00:11:32,674 --> 00:11:34,194 Everything's good. Come here, come here. 329 00:11:34,274 --> 00:11:36,714 No. It's fine, I'm good. 330 00:11:38,234 --> 00:11:39,194 [Gordon] Okay. 331 00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:41,154 [Chelsea sighs] 332 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,634 Okay. What's today? Thursday. 333 00:11:42,714 --> 00:11:45,194 [Gordon] Uh, Thursday today, I think. Let me check. 334 00:11:45,274 --> 00:11:47,034 [Chelsea] Put that here. 335 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,434 Thursday. 336 00:11:49,514 --> 00:11:50,474 [Message whooshes] 337 00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:52,394 Okay, so you've got a dinner. 338 00:11:52,474 --> 00:11:54,514 - What? Okay. - And then Survivor. 339 00:11:54,594 --> 00:11:56,354 - All right. - Which you're missing. 340 00:11:56,434 --> 00:11:58,154 [Quirky percussive music] 341 00:11:58,234 --> 00:11:59,194 [Sighs] 342 00:11:59,274 --> 00:12:01,354 [Quirky music continues] 343 00:12:03,274 --> 00:12:04,474 [Door closes] 344 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,394 Ooh! 345 00:12:09,474 --> 00:12:11,754 The sexy scent. I remember that one. 346 00:12:12,634 --> 00:12:14,594 What are you doing here, James? Get off my bed. 347 00:12:14,674 --> 00:12:16,554 I'm gonna hit the PlayStation with Davey boy. 348 00:12:16,634 --> 00:12:19,114 Oh, really? That sounds sick. 349 00:12:19,914 --> 00:12:21,754 What's this I hear about you seeing Gordon later? 350 00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:24,194 Oh, that's none of your business. 351 00:12:24,274 --> 00:12:25,314 - [Chuckles] - [James] Ooh. 352 00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:27,594 Playing with fire, sis. 353 00:12:27,674 --> 00:12:29,874 Excuse me? 354 00:12:29,954 --> 00:12:31,474 David's a good guy. 355 00:12:31,554 --> 00:12:33,354 I know he's a good guy. 356 00:12:33,434 --> 00:12:35,194 So treat him right. 357 00:12:35,274 --> 00:12:36,194 Are you kidd... 358 00:12:36,274 --> 00:12:37,554 [Groans] 359 00:12:37,634 --> 00:12:41,314 You know, just because you jerked off into a turkey baster, 360 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,674 that doesn't suddenly make you 361 00:12:42,754 --> 00:12:44,314 like a father figure to all of us. 362 00:12:44,394 --> 00:12:45,514 You know that, right? 363 00:12:45,594 --> 00:12:47,314 It wasn't directly into a turkey baster. 364 00:12:47,394 --> 00:12:48,594 That would be impossible. 365 00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:51,154 Well, if anyone could do it, it would be you. 366 00:12:51,234 --> 00:12:53,194 Sorry, so why are you seeing Gordon? 367 00:12:53,274 --> 00:12:54,674 Mm. 368 00:12:55,514 --> 00:12:57,914 I don't owe you that answer. 369 00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,314 Yeah, but do you know why you're seeing him? 370 00:13:00,394 --> 00:13:02,554 Because we share a dog. Okay? 371 00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:05,194 Bit spruced up to just talk about a dog. 372 00:13:05,274 --> 00:13:06,834 [David] Oi! 373 00:13:06,914 --> 00:13:07,714 Jimbotron! 374 00:13:07,794 --> 00:13:10,154 [James] Mr. Davidoff! [Laughs] 375 00:13:10,234 --> 00:13:12,194 - Oh, brother. How are ya? - Good, man. 376 00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:13,594 - Let me go fire up the FIFA. - Yeah. 377 00:13:13,674 --> 00:13:15,394 - I'm gonna spank you, son. - Don't turn me on. 378 00:13:15,474 --> 00:13:17,194 - I'm gonna enjoy this. - [James] Oh, stop it. 379 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,514 Be good, Ashy. 380 00:13:18,594 --> 00:13:19,994 Yes. 381 00:13:21,914 --> 00:13:24,794 Ohh. Okay. 382 00:13:24,874 --> 00:13:26,554 You look fancy. 383 00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:28,914 I thought you said it was a dog-friendly restaurant. 384 00:13:28,994 --> 00:13:30,194 It is. Yeah. 385 00:13:30,274 --> 00:13:31,594 And you're still welcome to come 386 00:13:31,674 --> 00:13:33,794 if you want to, you know, dose up. 387 00:13:34,954 --> 00:13:36,194 I might, actually. 388 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,554 Oh, really? 389 00:13:37,634 --> 00:13:39,114 Jokes. 390 00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:40,554 - [Laughs awkwardly] - Classic. 391 00:13:40,634 --> 00:13:42,474 No, I love this for you, Begash. 392 00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:44,674 I've got to wake up early tomorrow, anyway. 393 00:13:44,754 --> 00:13:47,514 Yeah, that's right. You do. 394 00:13:50,274 --> 00:13:52,194 Look at you. 395 00:13:52,274 --> 00:13:54,554 You look so pretty. 396 00:13:56,754 --> 00:13:59,034 - [David] Mmm. - [Chuckles] 397 00:13:59,114 --> 00:14:00,754 - Mmm. - Mmm. 398 00:14:01,594 --> 00:14:02,634 - Thank you. - Mmm. 399 00:14:02,714 --> 00:14:05,194 Thanks for, um, you know, being so cool. 400 00:14:05,274 --> 00:14:06,514 - Cool about it. - Yeah. 401 00:14:06,594 --> 00:14:08,874 - That's me. - [Chuckles] 402 00:14:08,954 --> 00:14:11,274 - Cool as a cuke. - Yes, you are. [Chuckles] 403 00:14:11,354 --> 00:14:13,194 Just, uh... Just come home to me, okay? 404 00:14:13,274 --> 00:14:14,194 [Ashley] Mm. 405 00:14:14,274 --> 00:14:15,554 And shower first, you know. 406 00:14:15,634 --> 00:14:17,194 Get the old dog off ya. 407 00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:18,394 What's that? 408 00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:20,834 - Colin. - Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 409 00:14:20,914 --> 00:14:22,834 - 'Cause of the fur, you know. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 410 00:14:22,914 --> 00:14:23,634 - Of course. - Yeah. 411 00:14:23,714 --> 00:14:25,394 [Baby-talks] I know, I know, I know. 412 00:14:25,474 --> 00:14:27,874 - Gotta be careful with me. - Beautiful boy. 413 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,194 Mwah. I'll see ya. 414 00:14:29,274 --> 00:14:30,874 - Have a good night. - Love you. 415 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,314 [Door closes] 416 00:14:32,394 --> 00:14:34,194 [Romantic piano music] 417 00:14:39,274 --> 00:14:40,474 Ash, Ash. 418 00:14:41,274 --> 00:14:42,754 [Chuckles] 419 00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:45,194 Here we go. 420 00:14:45,274 --> 00:14:46,714 [Ashley sighs] Hey. 421 00:14:46,794 --> 00:14:48,154 - How you doing? - How you going? 422 00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:49,274 Good. 423 00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:51,194 Good. [Chuckles] 424 00:14:51,274 --> 00:14:52,394 - Great. - Take a seat. 425 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,194 [Chuckles] That was weird. 426 00:14:54,274 --> 00:14:55,194 [Laughs] Yeah. 427 00:14:55,274 --> 00:14:56,554 - Nice place. - Yeah. 428 00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,114 Apparently great. Apparently. 429 00:14:59,194 --> 00:15:00,594 Pretty romantic. 430 00:15:00,674 --> 00:15:03,194 It is datier than I meant for it to be, sorry. 431 00:15:03,274 --> 00:15:04,314 That's my bad. 432 00:15:04,394 --> 00:15:05,994 That's all right. [Chuckles] 433 00:15:06,074 --> 00:15:07,194 Here we are. 434 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,194 I see your lovely date has arrived. 435 00:15:09,274 --> 00:15:10,674 - Oh. - Oh, not a date. 436 00:15:10,754 --> 00:15:11,474 [Gordon] Okay. 437 00:15:11,554 --> 00:15:14,194 Here is 2019 tempranillo you ordered. 438 00:15:14,274 --> 00:15:15,194 Yes. 439 00:15:15,274 --> 00:15:17,434 I have placed it in our traditional porron 440 00:15:17,514 --> 00:15:19,994 which produces a very long stream 441 00:15:20,074 --> 00:15:22,474 which people like to try to drink right out of. 442 00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,114 - Oh! - Lots of fun. 443 00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:26,914 Will either of you like to try to drink from the porron? 444 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,874 - You also get 10% off your bill. - [Ashley] Uh... 445 00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:30,954 [Gurgles] 446 00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:32,354 Oh! [Laughs nervously] 447 00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:33,394 I think we're good. 448 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:34,834 - All good. - Yeah, thank you. 449 00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:36,234 Now see it. 450 00:15:36,314 --> 00:15:38,114 Oh, great. 451 00:15:38,194 --> 00:15:39,274 All right. 452 00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,354 Wow. 453 00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:44,874 It flows beautifully. 454 00:15:47,274 --> 00:15:49,034 Aerating the grape. 455 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,154 [Ashley] Mm-hm. 456 00:15:54,674 --> 00:15:56,194 But also 457 00:15:56,274 --> 00:15:57,834 giving the people... 458 00:15:57,914 --> 00:15:59,234 - Yeah. - Mm-hm. 459 00:15:59,314 --> 00:16:02,954 ..something... absolutely... 460 00:16:04,274 --> 00:16:05,434 ..beautiful... 461 00:16:06,954 --> 00:16:07,954 ..to admire. 462 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,834 I'm gonna do a wee now. 463 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,634 [Gordon] Righto. 464 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,194 Thank you. 465 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,354 Salud. 466 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,754 [Smacks lips] Okay. 467 00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:19,114 - Old mate. - Yeah. 468 00:16:20,274 --> 00:16:21,274 Uh... 469 00:16:21,354 --> 00:16:22,474 Here is to... 470 00:16:22,554 --> 00:16:23,994 - Receptive penile. - Fuck off. 471 00:16:24,074 --> 00:16:25,114 [Chuckles] 472 00:16:27,274 --> 00:16:28,274 That is nice, yeah. 473 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,354 - That's good. - Yeah. 474 00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:30,354 That is good. 475 00:16:30,434 --> 00:16:32,114 So your birthday party was fun. 476 00:16:32,194 --> 00:16:33,954 Uh... yeah. Yeah. 477 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:34,954 - Mmm. - [Chuckles] 478 00:16:35,034 --> 00:16:36,274 Chelsea's impressive. 479 00:16:36,354 --> 00:16:38,114 She's an impressive woman. 480 00:16:38,194 --> 00:16:39,634 Very attractive too. 481 00:16:39,714 --> 00:16:41,874 Yeah. Well, David's a hottie. Well done. 482 00:16:41,954 --> 00:16:43,394 Mmm. Thank you. 483 00:16:43,474 --> 00:16:45,194 I think we both upgraded. Did we? 484 00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:47,274 - Yeah, we might have. - [Laughs] 485 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,434 Pan de la casa. 486 00:16:50,794 --> 00:16:51,794 Mm-hm. 487 00:16:53,474 --> 00:16:54,914 I can't actually believe 488 00:16:54,994 --> 00:16:57,594 that the "kiss you in six minutes" move worked on her. 489 00:16:57,674 --> 00:17:00,434 Well, it's a... It's a classic. 490 00:17:00,514 --> 00:17:04,994 I must say, she acted like she'd never heard of me. 491 00:17:05,074 --> 00:17:07,354 I mean, she might not have. I don't know. 492 00:17:08,554 --> 00:17:10,274 You've never spoken about me with her? 493 00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:11,674 Why would I? 494 00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:14,314 Uh, I don't know. You proposed to me, Gordon. 495 00:17:14,394 --> 00:17:16,314 I thought that alone would make me, I don't know, 496 00:17:16,394 --> 00:17:18,274 significant enough to bring up at some stage. 497 00:17:18,354 --> 00:17:20,194 You said no. Why would I tell her that? 498 00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:21,954 I didn't actually say no. 499 00:17:22,034 --> 00:17:23,954 You didn't actually say yes. 500 00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:25,874 I'm also your dog's mum. 501 00:17:25,954 --> 00:17:27,194 You were my dog's mum. 502 00:17:27,274 --> 00:17:28,514 - Wow. - What? 503 00:17:28,594 --> 00:17:31,074 - So... - Sorry. What? 504 00:17:31,154 --> 00:17:32,274 What am I doing here? 505 00:17:32,354 --> 00:17:33,514 Well, we're talking, aren't we? 506 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,714 About what happened the other night. 507 00:17:34,794 --> 00:17:36,314 - Yeah. - Want to draw a line under it. 508 00:17:36,394 --> 00:17:37,914 Okay. How's that go? 509 00:17:37,994 --> 00:17:39,474 Okay. Um... 510 00:17:41,874 --> 00:17:43,234 Uh... Okay. 511 00:17:43,314 --> 00:17:44,714 Well, it's probably good to acknowledge 512 00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:46,234 that we don't work well together. 513 00:17:46,314 --> 00:17:47,554 Right. Don't we? 514 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,594 Well, no. I mean, if... We're not together. 515 00:17:50,674 --> 00:17:52,594 If we worked well together, we would be together. 516 00:17:52,674 --> 00:17:53,554 Oh. 517 00:17:53,634 --> 00:17:55,034 I mean, isn't that right? 518 00:17:55,114 --> 00:17:57,074 Also, you seem pretty happy with Hot Fish Man. 519 00:17:57,154 --> 00:18:00,114 His name's David, and he doesn't always smell like that. 520 00:18:01,194 --> 00:18:02,194 - He doesn't always? - No. 521 00:18:02,274 --> 00:18:03,354 That's good. That's good. 522 00:18:03,434 --> 00:18:06,194 He's actually a very beautiful person. 523 00:18:06,274 --> 00:18:11,394 He's stable, he's steady, and I'm really lucky, actually. 524 00:18:11,474 --> 00:18:13,874 Stable and steady. Wow. 525 00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:15,954 - Don't be mean. - I'm not being mean. 526 00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:17,954 I just didn't know those were qualities 527 00:18:18,034 --> 00:18:19,474 that you held up as, uh... 528 00:18:19,554 --> 00:18:20,954 - [Ashley] Mm. - You know, whatever. 529 00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:21,754 - They are. - Are they? 530 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,434 - Yeah, they are. Yeah. - Right. 531 00:18:23,514 --> 00:18:27,354 And I wasn't that, I guess? I'm... I'm not that? 532 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,434 You proposed to me drunk, out of nowhere, 533 00:18:30,514 --> 00:18:32,154 at my best friend's wedding. 534 00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:34,074 I was being spontaneous. 535 00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,914 You didn't talk to my mum, you didn't ask my dad. 536 00:18:36,994 --> 00:18:39,194 I... I never met your dad. Doesn't he live on a boat? 537 00:18:39,274 --> 00:18:41,954 You didn't have a ring. It was just... It was embarrassing. 538 00:18:42,034 --> 00:18:44,194 I still don't understand why you got so hung up 539 00:18:44,274 --> 00:18:45,474 on the little details, Ash. 540 00:18:45,554 --> 00:18:48,074 Because it's a proposal, Gordon. 541 00:18:48,154 --> 00:18:49,314 You might only get one of those. 542 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:51,234 The little details are everything. 543 00:18:51,314 --> 00:18:52,954 Yeah, well, I got swept up. Won't happen again. 544 00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:55,154 No, it certainly won't. Not with Chelsea. 545 00:18:55,954 --> 00:19:00,194 She'll micromanage the shit out of your proposal. 546 00:19:00,274 --> 00:19:01,194 Will she? 547 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,194 Yeah, she's a ring picker. 548 00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:06,194 She'll have her nails done, camera set up, the whole thing. 549 00:19:06,274 --> 00:19:07,674 Okay. And how do you know anything about her? 550 00:19:07,754 --> 00:19:10,154 Honestly, just meeting her. 551 00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:12,034 - Huh. - And her Instagram. 552 00:19:12,114 --> 00:19:13,194 Right. 553 00:19:13,274 --> 00:19:14,874 Why are you stalking her on Instagram? 554 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:19,434 I'm not stalk... Also, I saw you do Colin's voice thing with her. 555 00:19:19,514 --> 00:19:21,914 Like, that was messed up, bro. 556 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,194 The Paul McCartney thing? That was our thing. 557 00:19:25,274 --> 00:19:27,154 Well, his voice is his voice, Ash. 558 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,954 He doesn't get a new voice every time I get a new girlfriend. 559 00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:30,954 - Sorry. - Okay. 560 00:19:31,034 --> 00:19:32,434 Well, it was gross to see. 561 00:19:32,514 --> 00:19:33,674 What do you care? 562 00:19:33,754 --> 00:19:35,234 I mean, you never even told me 563 00:19:35,314 --> 00:19:37,714 you were back in town to see him again. 564 00:19:37,794 --> 00:19:40,074 - Mmm. - Did you? So he is my dog now. 565 00:19:41,274 --> 00:19:42,474 Right. Oh. 566 00:19:42,554 --> 00:19:44,634 [Romantic piano music continues] 567 00:19:53,274 --> 00:19:56,074 - [Arlo] For you, sir. - Go on. Thank you. 568 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:57,594 [Ashley sighs] 569 00:19:58,434 --> 00:20:00,314 Would you like to take a picture? 570 00:20:00,394 --> 00:20:02,354 - Of you? - Yeah. 571 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,074 Now would be the time. 572 00:20:06,154 --> 00:20:07,194 No, thanks. 573 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:08,994 No. No, I'm good. 574 00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:11,634 [Arlo] Are you ready to order? 575 00:20:11,714 --> 00:20:13,674 Uh, we'll just be another minute. 576 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,194 - As you wish. - Thank you. 577 00:20:21,234 --> 00:20:22,914 What happened, Ash? 578 00:20:22,994 --> 00:20:24,154 What... what happened? 579 00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:25,834 I don't know, Gordon. 580 00:20:25,914 --> 00:20:27,114 Try to know. 581 00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:30,634 Ohh, I think when you proposed, 582 00:20:30,714 --> 00:20:33,034 something just broke and we couldn't get it back. 583 00:20:33,114 --> 00:20:35,754 And then I got put on placement in Warrnambool. 584 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,154 Regional was always gonna happen, you knew that. 585 00:20:38,234 --> 00:20:39,194 Right. 586 00:20:39,274 --> 00:20:40,834 But why did it break, though? 587 00:20:40,914 --> 00:20:43,714 Why... why didn't we just regroup? 588 00:20:44,754 --> 00:20:46,914 'Cause we're not a football team, Gordon. 589 00:20:46,994 --> 00:20:50,194 And I just felt so put on the spot like that 590 00:20:50,274 --> 00:20:51,434 in front of everyone. 591 00:20:51,514 --> 00:20:53,034 I just didn't know who you were anymore. 592 00:20:53,114 --> 00:20:56,794 Like, it just felt too crazy or something. 593 00:20:56,874 --> 00:20:58,074 Too crazy? 594 00:20:58,154 --> 00:21:00,594 We met when you flashed your nipple at me on the street. 595 00:21:00,674 --> 00:21:02,394 I would have called it on brand, actually. 596 00:21:02,474 --> 00:21:05,474 No, that was different. That was just an impulsive moment. 597 00:21:05,554 --> 00:21:07,194 That's not real life. 598 00:21:07,274 --> 00:21:08,434 Right. 599 00:21:08,514 --> 00:21:11,194 Okay, so... so that's why stable and steady. 600 00:21:11,274 --> 00:21:15,194 What, you've done the same. Chelsea's very sensible. 601 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,674 - She knows what she wants. - Mmm. 602 00:21:16,754 --> 00:21:18,194 Yeah, and she's fully committed to me. 603 00:21:18,274 --> 00:21:21,074 Which is great, 'cause it means I won't be humiliated again. 604 00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,074 I was also humiliated, Gordon. 605 00:21:23,874 --> 00:21:25,474 - Not as much as me, Ash. - Oh, fuckin'... 606 00:21:25,554 --> 00:21:27,354 - No way. - ..men. 607 00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:29,274 Men and humiliation. 608 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:32,194 Do you know that a man's biggest fear 609 00:21:32,274 --> 00:21:34,194 is being humiliated by a woman? 610 00:21:34,274 --> 00:21:35,194 - I get it. - Yeah. 611 00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:36,954 - Do you know what a woman's is? - What? 612 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,194 Being killed by a man. 613 00:21:38,274 --> 00:21:39,394 Fuckin' hell. That escalated quickly. 614 00:21:39,474 --> 00:21:40,674 Well, it's true. 615 00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,394 I'm not trying to kill you, Ash. I'm just trying... 616 00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:45,194 - But you could. - I'm not trying to kill you. 617 00:21:45,274 --> 00:21:47,194 I'm just telling you that Chelsea is all in. 618 00:21:47,274 --> 00:21:48,674 And she's moving her stuff in today. 619 00:21:48,754 --> 00:21:51,874 Mmm. Well, that's that, then. 620 00:21:52,754 --> 00:21:55,074 Yeah, of course it is. I mean, David already lives with you. 621 00:21:55,154 --> 00:21:57,114 I'm not doing anything you haven't already done. 622 00:21:58,274 --> 00:21:59,514 Sure. 623 00:22:05,154 --> 00:22:06,154 Honestly... 624 00:22:08,434 --> 00:22:10,274 ..I always thought we'd end up together. 625 00:22:11,234 --> 00:22:14,554 I held on to that for a really long time. And, uh... 626 00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:18,074 But you didn't even get in touch with me 627 00:22:18,154 --> 00:22:19,474 to tell me you were back in Sydney. 628 00:22:19,554 --> 00:22:21,474 So you clearly don't think of me ever. 629 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:25,834 That's not true. Actually, I do think about you. 630 00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,754 Is that why you were at the brewery the other night, 631 00:22:32,834 --> 00:22:34,074 parked in the car? 632 00:22:35,074 --> 00:22:36,274 I know it was you. 633 00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:38,714 Fine, it was... Yeah. Yeah, that was me. 634 00:22:39,514 --> 00:22:40,634 Why did you lie to me? 635 00:22:40,714 --> 00:22:42,394 Uh, 'cause it's embarrassing, Gordon. 636 00:22:42,474 --> 00:22:44,434 'Cause I was hiding in my fucking car. 637 00:22:44,514 --> 00:22:45,914 Why... why were you there? 638 00:22:45,994 --> 00:22:47,194 Because I'm me. 639 00:22:47,274 --> 00:22:49,034 'Cause I'm a weirdo. 640 00:22:49,114 --> 00:22:51,194 And I maybe wanted to see what you were up to. 641 00:22:51,274 --> 00:22:54,234 Because I do think about you. Because you were on my mind. 642 00:22:54,314 --> 00:22:55,434 Well, I think about you too. 643 00:22:55,514 --> 00:22:58,194 But I was so broken after you left. 644 00:22:58,274 --> 00:23:00,754 I don't think I've ever been that fucked up. 645 00:23:01,594 --> 00:23:03,554 Well, you'd also just buried your dad. 646 00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:05,114 Not personally, but, yeah. 647 00:23:05,194 --> 00:23:06,474 No, I'm just... 648 00:23:06,554 --> 00:23:08,914 I'm saying that it's not all me. 649 00:23:08,994 --> 00:23:11,834 You can't say that I, like, ruined you or something. 650 00:23:11,914 --> 00:23:13,114 You kinda did, though. 651 00:23:13,194 --> 00:23:14,994 No, no. I'm not wearing that. 652 00:23:15,074 --> 00:23:16,114 That's not... 653 00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:18,594 I can't break a man that badly. 654 00:23:19,514 --> 00:23:21,474 Yes, you can, Ash. 655 00:23:21,554 --> 00:23:23,514 Because you're an amazing person. 656 00:23:23,594 --> 00:23:25,554 Because I liked being with you. 657 00:23:27,234 --> 00:23:28,234 And yes, my dad died 658 00:23:28,314 --> 00:23:30,034 and I gambled away most of my inheritance. 659 00:23:30,114 --> 00:23:31,194 Oh, fuckin' hell! 660 00:23:31,274 --> 00:23:33,514 But my heart fully broke. 661 00:23:33,594 --> 00:23:35,514 And that's never happened before. 662 00:23:37,234 --> 00:23:38,634 [Sighs] Okay. 663 00:23:40,274 --> 00:23:41,834 I'm very sorry. 664 00:23:43,994 --> 00:23:45,154 I am. 665 00:23:46,514 --> 00:23:50,634 It's all good. You know, I got better. I am better. 666 00:23:53,874 --> 00:23:55,994 And what do we do now? 667 00:23:57,274 --> 00:23:58,954 Did we draw the line? 668 00:24:01,234 --> 00:24:02,194 I don't know. 669 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,034 [Romantic music continues] 670 00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:08,674 Does David know you're here? 671 00:24:08,754 --> 00:24:12,554 Yeah, but he thinks it's kind of like a dog hang. 672 00:24:12,634 --> 00:24:14,314 [Romantic piano music stops] 673 00:24:14,394 --> 00:24:16,154 Does Chelsea know? 674 00:24:17,234 --> 00:24:18,354 No. 675 00:24:25,314 --> 00:24:26,914 What are we doing? 676 00:24:28,114 --> 00:24:29,194 I don't know. 677 00:24:29,274 --> 00:24:31,194 [Uplifting music] 678 00:24:31,274 --> 00:24:32,554 [Ashley moans] 679 00:24:33,874 --> 00:24:35,274 [Gordon moans] 680 00:24:36,394 --> 00:24:39,074 [Ashley and Gordon moan] 681 00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:45,074 of a city hotel 682 00:24:45,154 --> 00:24:49,394 on the river to hell 683 00:24:51,714 --> 00:24:54,154 telling primitive jokes 684 00:24:54,234 --> 00:24:58,714 for a packet of smokes 685 00:25:01,394 --> 00:25:03,994 686 00:25:04,074 --> 00:25:08,354 the way you should 687 00:25:08,434 --> 00:25:10,034 688 00:25:10,114 --> 00:25:12,194 689 00:25:12,274 --> 00:25:13,954 690 00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:15,554 691 00:25:15,634 --> 00:25:18,954 692 00:25:19,994 --> 00:25:22,874 that I can't be... 693 00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:23,954 [Sighs] 694 00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:28,154 695 00:25:28,234 --> 00:25:31,474 696 00:25:36,074 --> 00:25:39,554 I wanna tear off your clothes 697 00:25:39,634 --> 00:25:44,634 and let you know me 698 00:25:46,194 --> 00:25:48,194 699 00:25:48,274 --> 00:25:49,754 700 00:25:49,834 --> 00:25:50,714 701 00:25:50,794 --> 00:25:53,954 702 00:25:55,794 --> 00:25:58,674 703 00:25:58,754 --> 00:26:04,394 that I hoped to be 704 00:26:04,474 --> 00:26:06,354 705 00:26:06,434 --> 00:26:08,394 706 00:26:08,474 --> 00:26:10,194 707 00:26:10,274 --> 00:26:13,234 708 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:19,194 that I can't be the one 709 00:26:20,634 --> 00:26:26,274 that I can't be the one 710 00:26:26,354 --> 00:26:29,914 711 00:26:29,994 --> 00:26:33,074 712 00:26:33,154 --> 00:26:36,274 713 00:26:36,354 --> 00:26:39,434 714 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:42,994 715 00:26:43,074 --> 00:26:46,194 716 00:26:46,274 --> 00:26:49,354 life 717 00:26:49,434 --> 00:26:51,714 718 00:26:53,034 --> 00:26:55,314 [Ethereal vocalizing] 719 00:27:16,034 --> 00:27:19,074 when I met you 720 00:27:19,154 --> 00:27:23,794 began to ring... 721 00:27:25,274 --> 00:27:26,354 [Sleepily] There's my little friend. 722 00:27:26,434 --> 00:27:28,354 to just pretend... 723 00:27:28,434 --> 00:27:29,554 [David] Mm. 724 00:27:29,634 --> 00:27:33,274 everything... 725 00:27:34,274 --> 00:27:35,274 I missed you. 726 00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:36,394 727 00:27:36,474 --> 00:27:39,714 728 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,114 729 00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:46,874 730 00:27:46,954 --> 00:27:50,114 731 00:27:50,194 --> 00:27:53,194 732 00:27:53,274 --> 00:27:56,554 733 00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:59,554 734 00:27:59,634 --> 00:28:02,834 735 00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:06,274 736 00:28:06,354 --> 00:28:09,194 life 737 00:28:10,194 --> 00:28:12,594